99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
IT’S A GROUP OF BABY GABYS
- Me: buys thing online
- Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it
i dont want a job i dont want responsibilities i dont wanna be an adult i dont want to pay bills i just want to eat cookies and play videogames all day for the rest of my life
writing porn is not easy
i mean how does one even write penis sexily
you get a seven for effort
that’s it. that’s the one.
I wish there was a gif of someone pushing their chair back from their computer, turning around, walking away and shutting the door on their way out; because that’s how I feel whenever someone uses the word ‘penis’ in a smut fic.
im happy because pokemon has had an enormous impact on my life and i dont care how lame that is it means a lot to me