(Source: ineffableboyfriends)

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

(Source: newkidsonmycock11)

ginnypants:

IT’S A GROUP OF BABY GABYS

• Me: buys thing online
• Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it

fonkay:

i dont want a job i dont want responsibilities i dont wanna be an adult i dont want to pay bills i just want to eat cookies and play videogames all day for the rest of my life

(Source: moerines)

ankankimatank:

homosaiyans:

writing porn is not easy

i mean how does one even write penis sexily

nope

you get a seven for effort

that’s it. that’s the one.

I wish there was a gif of someone pushing their chair back from their computer, turning around, walking away and shutting the door on their way out; because that’s how I feel whenever someone uses the word ‘penis’ in a smut fic.

(Source: ashgaytchum)

shavingryansprivates:

im happy because pokemon has had an enormous impact on my life and i dont care how lame that is it means a lot to me

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

creeperly:

an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood

(Source: danisnotonfiregifs)

airlock:

dear diary

Cheren’s ass