Is there life outside?
Dad: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest, does a black flip*
Dad: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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